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Courgette and parmesan pancakes, and post office shenanigans

Courgette and parmesan pancakes

I was greeted at ‘La Poste’ yesterday by an armed security guard, a bouncer almost. He gave me a very thorough visual frisk, concluded, I assume, that I was unarmed, and let me in. I was then ushered to a smiling receptionist who offered ‘a mini bar of chocolate while I waited’. This was beginning to sound ominous. I hadn’t come to La Poste to dance, eat chocolate or to wait; I had come for a stamp. It turns out the mini bar of chocolate would have needed to be laced with premium skunk to take away the pain of the wait and general confusion.

Show respect and kindness towards the vending machines

Once settled in a surprisingly orderly queue (as a rule the French don’t queue; they entangle themselves together anarchically, whining loudly), I looked around and realised that I had never seen so many postal employees in one room. And then it dawned on me that I had never seen so many automats either. There was an employee for every automat. Was I missing something? Aren’t automats meant to steal jobs, not dole them out? There were notices above the automats asking customers to be ‘kind and respectful towards the machines’. No foul temperedness directed towards automats would be tolerated.

In the end it took 47 minutes to buy a single stamp. I was helped by three different people who patiently coached me on how to coax a stamp from a vending machine. To no avail. In the end, a stamp was ripped from a book, old style. And I never got my change because the automatic change drawer refused to open, and by this time I was losing the will to live. I left stuffed full of chocolate, a few centimes poorer, my head reeling.

Recipe for courgette and parmesan pancakes (serves 2)

  • 1 egg
  • 85g flour (I used spelt flour but any flour will work)
  • 100ml milk
  • 1/2 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda
  • Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
  • 1/4 teaspoon curry powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon cumin seeds
  • 1 clove of garlic, crushed
  • 200g courgettes, grated
  • 30g parmesan, grated
  • 10ml olive oil

Combine the egg and flour in a mixing bowl, gradually adding the milk. Add the bicarbonate of soda and seasoning, continuing to mix. Lastly incorporate the garlic, grated courgettes and parmesan. Heat the olive oil in a frying pan and spoon the mixture and fry over a medium heat until the pancakes are golden brown on each side.

May be eaten alone with a green salad, or topped with smoked ham and a poached egg.

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