Beef Wellington and grazing blondes
Following on from this post, I have just emerged, morally battered and bruised, from a ‘phone call during which I was flung around like a hot potato, between seven different employees of the Regional Health Agency (‘Agence Régionale de Santé’, or ARS, which is very apt). I am desperately, and unsuccessfully, trying to get an exemption for the C-19 booster, as my second vaccine caused me to need a ‘little lie down’ that went on to last four months.
Three times a charm. Or not.
The rules for exemption in France are quite simple: If you’ve had two vaccines and lived to tell the tale, then you have absolutely no excuse not to have a third. Or, if you reacted badly to the first or second jab, then they do another one to see whether you actually drop dead or not. If you do drop dead, it’s good news, because it means you’ll automatically qualify for exemption. Obviously you’ll be delighted about that. People who have had one or two vaccines in good faith, but subsequently experienced horrible, sometimes long-lasting health problems as a result, not only suffer, they are also punished and silenced. It’s dystopian. After nearly an hour of ‘phone tag, the ARS’s employees seemed to weary, and gave me another number to call, which I did; it was a suicide hotline. You couldn’t make it up!
Java had never seen cows before, so when we came across a field of ‘Aquitaine Blondes‘ who had been put out to graze on the early Spring grass near the house yesterday, she stood stock still for a while, with her head tilted to one side quizzically. She was deciding what to make of these ‘not dogs, not wild pigs, not horses’. She looked so painfully confused, that I tried to explain — in some detail — that they were quite harmless, and a little bit like the deer she sees around the house, etc. What I didn’t realize, was that the farmer was just behind us, politely waiting for me to finish my pedagogical lecture. He said, with a cheeky grin, ‘have you taught her to read yet?’ As Jack Nicolson said in A few Good Men, ‘don’t I feel like the fuckin’ asshole?’ (https://memes.yarn.co/yarn-clip/afc700f8-a576-44dd-ba43-f872ae912c42)
Recipe for Beef Wellington (serves 4)
- 1kg filet beef
- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- 500g puff pastry
- 2 egg yolks, beaten
- For the mushroom duxelle:
- 50g butter
- 15 medium mushrooms, finely chopped
- 2 cloves of garlic, crushed
- 1 shallot, finely chopped
- 100ml, dry white wine
- Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
Melt the butter in a medium-sized frying pan and add the finely chopped mushrooms, cloves of garlic and shallots, stirring and coating with the butter. Continue to fry for about 10 minutes, until everything is well softened. Add the white wine and seasoning and cook until the moisture is absorbed (about 10 minutes). Set aside.
Preheat the oven to 200°C. Sear the beef filet in olive oil for a few seconds on all sides and set aside. Roll out the puff pastry and place the filet in the centre. Cover the beef with the mushroom duxelle and envelop in the puff pastry, making sure to seal the edges. Glaze with egg yolk and cook for 20 minutes (or more, depending on how well-cooked you like the beef).
9 Comments
Lucie
Please don’t be boosted! I follow Dr Aseem Malhotra a top cardiologist who is one of the brave doctors speaking out about the implications and not knowing the long term health effects of these shots. So many issues with friends and family in the UK.
The Healthy Epicurean
Don’t worry – I certainly won’t be boosted! I’m just trying to get exoneration so that I don’t lose my vaccine passport. If not, I won’t be allowed into many public places from Tuesday 15 February.
Emily
So sorry to hear you’ve been so unwell with the vaccine. Unfortunately you’re not alone and the media’s silence on it is deafening. Thank you for speaking out.
The Healthy Epicurean
Thank you Emily. You’re absolutely right; the silence is deafening.
Jane
Gorgeous recipe – I’m going to do this today! Stand strong on the vaccine – many share these thoughts and these unlawful mandates will be overturned. There is a huge awakening globally. Sending light and love. 💫
The Healthy Epicurean
I hope you enjoy it! If you have any leftover duxelles, it makes a great pasta sauce! I hope you’re right about the global awakening. All I ask is that people that have been ‘damaged’ be heard.
kristenann
So sorry to hear you are being given the run-around! I hope it all gets worked out soon. Your teaching moment probably made the farmer’s day :0).
The Healthy Epicurean
I have written to President Macron. Maybe he can sort me out!!! I hope you are well?
kristenann
Good thinking! I’m doing pretty well, thank you! It’s been sunny here lately so starting to feel springtime vibes🌷🌷🌷