• Savoury,  Spicy

    Spicy roast cauliflower and the Christmas tree standoff

    cauliflowergratin
    It’s exhausting being me; in the aftermath of Bonegate, I have to mediate another potentially explosive situation. Every year the delicate decision of when to put our Christmas tree up presents itself. On the one hand I have Léo, a ten-year-old boy, extremely talented in the practice of strategically ‘fighting his corner’, and on the other I have Hugo, a four-year-old dog, exceedingly accomplished in the induction of overwhelming guilt. The space the tree occupies is usually dedicated to Hugo’s ‘throne’ and apparently a tastefully decorated tree is not compensation enough for the upheaval and attendant inconvenience of temporary relocation.
    So every night until the tree goes up, I have to listen to the interminable list of my son’s friends that already have their tree in place. And once the tree is finally up, I have to deal with a distressed labrador, his head bowed in seriously under- medicated silent reproach, sitting in a chair in an undesirable location.
    Neither Léo nor Hugo are big fans of this cauliflower dish. More fool them – it’s delicious!
    hugochair
    Ingredients (serves four to six):
    1 cauliflower
    2 tablespoons olive oil
    2 tablespoons chickpea flour
    2 teaspoons chia seeds
    1 teaspoon chilli flakes
    1 teaspoon cumin seeds
    Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
    Preheat the oven to 180C. Cut the cauliflower into ‘florets’ and blanche in salted boiling water for five minutes and then drain. Mix the seasoning with the chickpea flour. Toss the drained cauliflower florets in olive oil and then the chickpea flour mixture. Add to a roasting tin with the remaining olive oil. Roast in the oven for about 25 minutes or until golden.
     

  • Savoury

    Coral lentil potato cakes and a strangely obsequious dog

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    I never thought I would see the day that one of our animals proved too yielding; I’m used to them giving me a withering ‘WTF is your problem?’ look if ever dare to raise my voice. Even making allowance for his delicate psychological history, Hugo (over-cosseted, ergo neurotic labrador) surprised me yesterday. We had given him a bone which he immediately hid before checking for potential bone-stealing predators. Once satisfied the coast was clear, he returned to retrieve his ‘treasure’ to discover that the black hen had ‘borrowed’ it. Instead of, at very least, snarling dangerously in an attempt to intimidate her into giving it back, he just cocked his head to one side philosophically and sat down to watch her. Whilst I do admit that the sight of a hen chewing on a bone five times the size of her head is a sight to behold, I found myself almost urging him to ‘swing for her’. Of course, he was only doing to a ‘T’ exactly what we had spent weeks teaching him, which is : ‘even if they’re incredibly annoying, we don’t beat up, eat or even intimidate our fellow inmates.’ In the end, his pathetic expression won me over and I took the hen out on his behalf. He and the bone disappeared for the rest of the day.
    These delicious patties contain protein in the form of lentils, but obviously no bones. My nerves are in shreds where bones are concerned for the time-being.
    Ingredients (makes about eight patties):
    120g coral lentils
    3 medium-size potatoes
    1 onion, sliced
    2 garlic cloves, chopped
    1 red pepper, chopped
    2 tablespoons olive oil
    1 tablespoon coconut oil
    1 teaspoon cumin seed
    1 teaspoon paprika
    Sea salt and freshly-ground black pepper
    3 tablespoons chickpea flour
    Boil and mash the potatoes and cook the lentils according to instructions. Drain the lentils well and mix into the potato mash. Fry the onion, garlic, red pepper and cumin seeds in a small amount of olive oil until soft (about ten minutes). Incorporate into potato and lentil mixture and season with salt, pepper and paprika. Form smallish round patties about 4 cm in diameter, coat them in the chickpea flour and set aside. Coat a largish frying pan with olive oil and a small amount of coconut oil and fry the patties on each side until golden brown, adding more oil if they appear too dry.
    Reasons to love lentils:
    Not only are they delicious and very versatile, lentils are also an excellent source of fibre and protein. They also contain iron, folate and potassium in high quantites. Lentils are gluten-free and last but not least, have a very low glycemic index…
    Beware of the ferocious dog!
    hugoflowers

  • Sweet

    Healthy chocolate brownies and eccentric culinary methods

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    Nobody makes a French Fry quite like my husband. Despite this, I think it’s best that he stay away from the kitchen for the time-being. It started with an absolutely exhausting explanation for the benefit of his son-in-law on Optimal Methods for Stacking a Dishwasher. In case you’re interested, this entails rinsing everything (thoroughly) first, then stacking from the back forwards according to size and then according to pattern (assuming of course there’s any pattern left following manically frenzied rinsing). The rules of total segregation  and compartmentalisation should be implemented for forks, knives and spoons. I could go on, but you probably get the drift. The final straw though, was when patient son-in-law became witness to his ‘trick’ of how to tell if butter is hot enough to fry. In case you didn’t know, you spit into the frying pan and if it sizzles that’s your green light. Anyway, one man’s green light is another woman’s red light; Mr Healthy Epicurean has been banished from the kitchen for the foreseeable.
    These brownies are not only 100% spit-free, they’re healthy and delicious too.
    Ingredients
    50g butter
    50g coconut oil
    100g dark chocolate (min. 70% cocoa solids)
    60g oatmeal
    30g oat bran
    Pinch of salt
    30g organic dark cocoa
    2 tablespoons flax seed
    3 tablespoons agave syrup
    100g almonds, chopped
    Preheat the oven to 150°C. Melt the chocolate, butter and coconut oil in a small saucepan with about 4 tablespoons of water. Once melted, add the other ingredients one by one, stirring all the time. Once you have obtained a homogenous mixture, spoon into a 20cm baking tin and cook for 30 minutes. Cut into squares in the tin and leave to cool.
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  • General

    Liebster award

    Thank you to Live blissful who nominated me for the Liebster Award.

    These are the questions she asked me:

    1. Cookies or Cake? CAKE
    2. Dogs or Cats? DOGS
    3. Latte or Frappe? NEITHER: I ONLY LIKE BLACK
    4. Beach holiday or Sight seeing holiday? SIGHT SEEING
    5. Fiction or True story? FICTION
    6. Fantasy film or Action movie? FANTASY
    7. Chicken, Fish or Tofu? FISH
    8. Ipad or Laptop? IPAD
    9. Cooking or Cleaning? COOKING (OF COURSE!)
    10. Playing sport or Watching sport? PLAYING
    11. Roasted potato or Fries? ROASTED

    Here are 11 facts about myself:

    1. I am a (typical) Cancerian
    2. I used to run half marathons
    3. I’m a natural blonde!
    4. I have ‘conversations’ with my animals
    5. I pass out at the sight of blood
    6. I absolutely hate shopping malls
    7. I love to gamble
    8. I’m extremely untidy everywhere except the kitchen
    9. I passed my driving test first time, but then failed it when I went to live in the USA!
    10. I have up to five books on the go at a time
    11. I have always hated milk.

    Here are my 11 nominees:

    1. Eating like a horse
    2. A pug in the kitchen
    3. The kitchens garden
    4. Common cook
    5. The happiness in health
    6. Skinny fat
    7. A lot on your plate
    8. Chow divine
    9. Cooking in Sens
    10. Fit and fortysomething
    11. Easy natural food

    and here are their 11 questions:

    1. Spring or Fall?
    2. Sweet or savoury?
    3. Black coffee or white?
    4. Snow or sun?
    5. One word to describe yourself?
    6. Romantic or comedy film?
    7. Meat or vegetarian?
    8. Are you a morning or an evening person?
    9. How many languages do you speak?
    10. Which fictional character would you like to be?
    11. Starter or dessert?

    Liebster Award INSTRUCTIONS

    1. Add the award icon to your blog! 

    2. Link to your nominator to say thank you

    3. Each blogger should post 11 facts about themselves.

    4. Answer the questions the tagger has set for you and then create 11 questions for your nominees to answer.

    5. Choose 11 bloggers with fewer than 200 followers, go to their blog and tell them about the award.

  • French,  Savoury

    Toulouse sausages with Puy lentils and exiled hens


    Our hens are in exile; they have been forced from their homeland by an overabundance of horses. Four was fine, desirable even; it created a cosy ‘chicken sandwich’ environment. But the newly-arrived pony was the final straw – she’s a Quadruped Lout Too Far and a tiny bit scornful perhaps at the deference required to lay an egg.
    So they’ve set up camp on the fourth-floor shelf of the workshop on some torn-up sheets. Not without much shrill, dyspeptic screeching, I might add. I feel a bit bad that all they found for their nest was old sheets and not pashminas, but such is the life of a hen. I only discovered their new hideout because, reaching for an old sheet to clean my saddle, I unwittingly scrambled an egg at my feet. I assume they think that the workshop is horseproof – I’m afraid they’re in for a surprise 😉
    Puy Green Lentils (grown on the vocanic soil of the ‘Massif Central’) are prized above other lentils for their strong peppery flavor and firmness, even after cooking. High in fiber and protein, they also contain dietary fibre, folate, vitamin B1, and minerals. As if all that isn’t enough, they also have a very low GI (glycemic index).
    Ingredients (serves four)
    4 Toulouse sausages
    1 tablespoon olive oil
    1 small red onion, peeled and chopped
    3 cloves of garlic, peeled and finely chopped
    5 mushrooms, peeled and sliced
    3 medium sized carrots, peeled and cut into 3cm pieces
    1 tin (400g) of plum tomatoes
    200g of Puy lentils
    2 sprigs of rosemary
    1 bay leaf
    250ml chicken stock
    seasoning to taste: sea salt, fresh black pepper, paprika
    Preheat the oven to 150°C. If you have a griddle pan, griddle the sausages briefly. If not, searing them will do just as well. Gently fry the onions, garlic and mushrooms in olive oil to soften them. Add the griddled/seared sausage, the plum tomatoes and carrots and continue to heat. Add the lentils, chicken stock, herbs and seasoning and bring back to a gentle simmer. Cook in the oven for about 45 minutes, checking from time to time that there is enough liquid – the lentils absorb an enormous amount.

  • Savoury,  Spicy

    Chicken curry with mango, carrots and sweet potato


    We had a ten-month old labrador bitch to stay for the weekend; a real doll.  My husband, who can never resist a doll, invited her based on the assumption that such chaos would ensue, I would give him a break from my constant whining for another dog (yellow labrador girl puppy, not that I’ve given it any thought or anything :-). Anyway, ha ha! Big miss on his part. There is nothing like the satisfaction of having a sleeping labrador on either side of your feet in the evening. I do admit that the frenzied partying beforehand was slightly more wearing but, all things considered, all this weekend did was make me even more entrenched in my opinion that owning fewer than two dogs should be illegal 😉
    This was concocted whilst dodging eight furry and frenetic legs in the kitchen. Never let it be said that I’m not a skilled multi-tasker. It is full of beta-carotene, making it an excellent dish for the winter. Beta-carotene enhances the immune system by increasing the number of infection fighting cells. It also helps protect the respiratory tract. Foods rich in beta-carotene include sweet potatoes, carrots, mango, apricots, kale, spinach, turnip greens, winter squash, collard greens, cilantro and fresh thyme.
    Ingredients (serves four)
    1 tablespoon olive oil
    1 tablespoon coconut oil
    4 chicken thighs
    1 onion, thinly sliced
    3 cloves of garlic, finely chopped
    6 mushrooms, peeled and sliced
    1 mango, peeled and sliced
    4 carrots, peeled and cut
    2 sweet potatoes, peeled and cut into chunks
    2 green chillies, chopped
    1 tablespoon of peeled, grated fresh ginger
    1 cinnamon stick
    1/2 teaspoon turmeric
    3 teaspoons cumin seeds
    1/2 teaspoon sea salt
    1/2 teaspoon freshly ground  black pepper
    200ml chicken stock
    Preheat the oven to 150°C. Take a medium-size casserole dish and fry the onion, garlic, mushrooms and chicken in the olive and coconut oils for a few minutes, until they start to brown. Add the seasoning (cumin seeds, salt, pepper, ginger, turmeric, cinamon stick…) and continue to brown stirring frequently to avoid sticking. Add the carrots, sweet potato, mango and chillies and then the chicken stock. Bring to a gentle simmer, stir and put the casserole in the oven for about two hours, checking from time-to-time that there is enough liquid. The result should be tender and just beginning to caramelise.

  • Sweet

    Gluten-free crumble topping and luxury for horses


    I’m a big fan of pashminas (yes I know, they’re so last decade darling but see if I care) and have always thought they must be one of the most versatile, luxurious garments ever invented. I now have further reason for thinking this; out walking Hugo (the bi-polar canine), I spotted a familiar equine shape in the distance; Texas, my husband’s retired racehorse. We are pretty relaxed about freeing him to graze in the grounds during the day, based on two assumptions: 1) being 30 (positively ancient in horse years), he won’t stray too far and 2) he sometimes needs a bit of ‘downtime’ from the others’ hijinks. Apparently our first assumption is wrong as he was about a kilometre from home. Anyway, off came my pale pink pashmina, which I used first as a lasso and then as a halter and leading rein. You don’t get much more versatile than that. It did the trick and then some; he usually shakes his head in irritation and fusses when being led with a halter but you could see the bliss in his eyes when I slipped the soft cashmere around his neck and he followed me home like a lamb.
    Crumble topping is also extremely versatile, although I don’t think you could use it to lead a horse home. It can however be used sweet on fruit crumble or savoury on vegetable or meat dishes. In this case I used the topping for a fruit crumble of pineapple, banana and pear that had been poached in rum and a tablespoon of yacon syrup.
    Ingredients

  • French,  Savoury

    Duck confit and underachievers


    I sometimes suspect I might be a bit of a slacker. I’m always hearing about people ‘power walking’, whereas I walk, or at a push, hike if hiking’s called for. And do I spend ‘quality time’ with my family? We eat lunch and dinner together and sometimes even load/unload the dishwasher (although this does inevitably involve heated discussion), but is this enough to qualify? ‘Foodies’ is a term also frequently used. I enjoy cooking and am a bit greedy have a good appetite, but does this make me a foodie?  I could go on, but will stop before I completely trash myself 😉
    If I were a ‘power-walking’ sort of person, I would no doubt confit my own duck. As it is, I buy it in a tin. Quite apart from my ‘underachieving’ status, there’s absolutely no way I could confit a duck that I had built up a relationship with (ie caught a glimpse of whilst still alive).
    Duck confit (or ‘confit de canard’) is a speciality of Gascony. Confit is a process of preservation that consists of salt curing a piece of meat (generally goose, duck, or pork) and then poaching it in its own fat. Duck fat is a healthy choice for cooking –  it contains 35.7% saturates, 50.5% monounsaturates (high in linoleic acid) and 13.7% polyunsaturated fats (which contain omega-6 and omega-3 oils).
    Ingredients (serves four)
    4 confit duck thighs (either from a tin or preserved in a jar)
    Turn the thighs and solidified fat out into a deep frying pan. Heat on a very low heat to liquefy the fat very gradually. Little by little, drain the liquefied fat from the frying pan into another container and set aside to use as cooking oil for potatoes. Once the surplus fat is drained off, turn the heat up to medium and cook for about eight minutes on each side. The result should be dark golden-brown and very very crisp.
    May be served alone with green beans or salad with walnut oil dressing, or with cubed potatoes fried for 15 minutes in the duck fat and garnished with crushed garlic.
    And finally, once again for those worried about consuming dishes so apparently high in dietary fat:
    ‘A high cholesterol diet is not the cause of atherosclerosis. In 50 men with a fourfold increase in dietary cholesterol, two-thirds failed to show an increase in serum cholesterol. Seven patients in another study, while consuming large amounts of beef fat and vitamin and mineral supplements, showed a decrease in average cholesterol levels.’                                                                                                  Roy W. Dowdell, MD, Health Freedom News

  • Savoury

    Perfectly scrambled eggs with porcini and smoked salmon


    We have just arrived back from a busy and exciting trip to London (where I got some great food ideas – watch this space), but I appear to have returned minus my cooking mojo. It’s amazing how quickly my default-to-lazy kicks in. I couldn’t think what to cook for lunch today and might even have resorted to opening a tin of something if I’d had one to hand #shockhorror 😉 My husband solved the problem by disappearing into the woods and proudly returning with yet another kilo of porcini (yawn). I just about managed to rustle up this plate of Scottish smoked salmon (far and away the best!) and scrambled eggs with porcini, chilli peppers and garlic; a truly eclectic dish! Lėo, my son, on seeing this exclaimed ‘oh great: a picnic lunch!’ He has never yet been known to lose his cheekiness mojo…
    Ingredients (serves two)
    1 mushroom-obsessed husband. Failing that, a farmers’ market will do.
    20g butter
    2 medium-size porcini mushrooms, sliced
    2 cloves of garlic, chopped
    1 chilli pepper, finely sliced
    4 large organic eggs
    Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
    Break the eggs into a bowl and whisk gently until well combined. Add the seasoning. Fry the sliced mushrooms, garlic and chilli pepper in the half of the butter in a heavy-based saucepan until soft (roughly ten minutes). Pour in the beaten egg mixture and stir briskly with a wooden spoon or fork. It’s extremely important to make sure that the egg doesn’t cook too quickly, or overcook to avoid it becoming dry and flaky. Keep the heat low. Once the egg is almost cooked, remove from the heat and add the remaining butter. Continue to stir with the wooden spoon – the eggs will finish cooking in the heat remaining in the pan. Serve immediately with smoked salmon and a green salad.

  • French,  Sweet

    Mini chocolate hazlenut cakes (gluten-free)


    I’m stunned: I  just read a newspaper article about losing weight that actually made good sense. It advocates walking/skipping/moving yourself in whatever way you fancy over going to the gym. It favours eating full-fat dairy products in moderate quantities over highly processed food and lastly it advises turning your central heating down or off. It’s all based on the principle of turning white fat (lazy fat) into brown fat (active fat). I can’t see it catching on though — ‘Common Sense and Beige Fat’ is hardly bestseller title material is it?
    Here are some delicious mini chocolate cakes, to be consumed with moderation after a brisk walk in the fresh air and the central heating down low.
    Ingredients (makes 16)
    200g dark chocolate (minimum 70% cocoa solids)
    150g butter
    130g cane sugar
    4 eggs, beaten
    60g powdered hazelnuts
    60g powdered almonds
    Pinch of salt
    Preheat the oven to 180°C. Melt the chocolate and butter together. Combine the beaten eggs and sugar, gradually adding the powdered almonds and hazelnuts. Add the melted butter and chocolate mixture to the egg mixture and combine well. Pour the mixture into mini cake moulds and bake for 20 minutes.